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The hilariously funny and totally indispensable handbook for maltreated gingers everywhere including cleverest responses when facing random gingerist abuse.

Save the Ginger: An Appeal As the sun rises on a bright spring morning, a door opens and a ginger emerges. Watch as it makes its way happily down the street, drinking Tizer and listening to T’Pau on its iPod. But, believe it or not, this beautiful sight could soon be gone for ever. Some scientists predict that with the current pace of globalization and migration, the ginger gene could die out within the next hundred years. Here at The Ginger Survival Guide we believe that gingers are creatures who deserve to live freely and happily in their natural habitat. For more ginger information see www.myspace.com/thegingersurvivalguide