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A hilarious collection of quips, quotes, anecdotes and true stories about those times that make us realise that we’re well and truly over the hill

You know you’re past it when...
• Your back goes out more often than you do
• It takes twice as long to look half as good
• You forget you have a car, let alone where you parked it
• You throw a party and the neighbours don’t even notice
• You’re given this book as a timely birthday gift

If any of the above seem familiar, then you are most definitely in need of this book. You Know You’re Past It When . . . celebrates the inevitable fate that awaits all of us and makes the best of growing old. Including hundreds of telltale signs, real-life case studies and quirky top-ten clues that wryly prove when someone is past their prime, you can learn to embrace the ageing process. There’s nothing wrong with getting on a bit, as long as you do it with style.