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“hilarious” Cosmo Book of the Month

“The inevitable Twilight parody (we sooo wish we’d written). Vamp-lit turned on its head.” Grazia

Heffa Lump is a self-centred seventeen-year-old who needs to grow up and get a life. Unfortunately, she’s distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy – an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he – just maybe – be a vampire (Hint: totally)?

Embroiled in a world of vampire goths, Jacko-worshipping zombies and the horror that is teenage mellowdrama, New Moan is guaranteed to make any fan laugh out loud with its witty and clever take on the popular Twilight series.