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Gus T. Blooms

For many generations the Blooms had been the curators of bottom wind lore. Gus T. Blooms's great, great grandfather passed wind to his Grandfather, who passed wind to his father, who got divorced then passed wind to him. Inspired by his ancestors, he became a Gas Cleric and has since been reaching inward to give off everything he can to those who follow his church of flatulent mindfulness.